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Showing posts with label Other topics. Show all posts
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
The Man Rules
We always hear "the rules"From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
Men:These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1 " ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.We need it up, you need it down.You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.Let it be.
1 Shopping is NOT a sport.And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work!Strong hints do not work!Obvious hints do not work!Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do somethingOr tell us how you want it done. Not both .If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched.We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as Rugby,Soccer,or golf.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this.Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight...But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
Men:These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1 " ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.We need it up, you need it down.You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.Let it be.
1 Shopping is NOT a sport.And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work!Strong hints do not work!Obvious hints do not work!Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do somethingOr tell us how you want it done. Not both .If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched.We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as Rugby,Soccer,or golf.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this.Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight...But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
Sunday, March 8, 2009
Funny Way to See
My dear reader I had a good laugh when
I see this picture that send to me from my
dear friend Miss Hongyi so I wish to share
Smile~
I see this picture that send to me from my
dear friend Miss Hongyi so I wish to share
Smile~Tuesday, March 3, 2009
LOOK OUT!! Heart Attack!
The Chinese and Japanese drink hot tea with their meals, not cold water,maybe it is time we adopt their drinking habit while eating.
It is nice to have a cup of cold drink after a meal.. However, the cold water will solidify the oily stuff that you have just consumed. It will slow down the digestion. Once this 'sludge' reacts with the acid, it will break down and be absorbed by the intestine faster than the solid food. It will line the intestine. Very soon, this will turn into fats and lead to cancer. It is best to drink hot soup or warm water after a meal.
Common Symptoms Of Heart Attack...
A serious note about heart attacks - You should know that not every heart attack symptom is going to be the left arm hurting . Be aware of intense pain in the jaw line.
You may never have the first chest pain during the course of a heart attack. Nausea and intense sweating are also common symptoms. 60% of people who have a heart attack while they are asleep do not wake up. Pain in the jaw can wake you from a sound sleep. Let's be careful and be aware. The more we know the better chance we could survive.
A serious note about heart attacks - You should know that not every heart attack symptom is going to be the left arm hurting . Be aware of intense pain in the jaw line.
You may never have the first chest pain during the course of a heart attack. Nausea and intense sweating are also common symptoms. 60% of people who have a heart attack while they are asleep do not wake up. Pain in the jaw can wake you from a sound sleep. Let's be careful and be aware. The more we know the better chance we could survive.
No Money!
Husband working abroad wrote to his wife...
Dear Sweetheart,
I can't send my salary this month, as I have overspent. I'm sending 100kisses instead. You are my sweetheart.
Signed, Your Husband,
His wife replied...
Sweetheart Dearest,
Thanks for the 100 kisses, below is the list of expenses...
1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
2. The electricity man agreed only after 7 kisses.
3. Your landlord comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead of the rent.
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I gave him otheritems .. (hope u understand??)
5. Other expenses 40 kisses.
Please don't worry about me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses andI hope I can complete the month using this balance.Shall I plan the same for next month? Please Advise !
Signed, Your Wife
Dear Sweetheart,
I can't send my salary this month, as I have overspent. I'm sending 100kisses instead. You are my sweetheart.
Signed, Your Husband,
His wife replied...
Sweetheart Dearest,
Thanks for the 100 kisses, below is the list of expenses...
1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
2. The electricity man agreed only after 7 kisses.
3. Your landlord comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead of the rent.
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I gave him otheritems .. (hope u understand??)
5. Other expenses 40 kisses.
Please don't worry about me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses andI hope I can complete the month using this balance.Shall I plan the same for next month? Please Advise !
Signed, Your Wife
Thursday, February 26, 2009
A Love & Sarrow Story of A Swallow...
Here the swallow's the other half (wife) is injured and the condition is fatal. She was hit by a car as she swooped low across the road. 
He brought her food and attended to her with love and compassion.
He brought her food again but was shocked to find her dead. He tried to move her....a rarely-seen effort for swallows! 
Aware that his sweetheart is dead and will never be with him again, sadness filled his eyes and sorrow felt in his spirit.
He stood beside her as his heart weeps for his only love .
Finally aware that she would never return to him, he stood beside her body with untold pain and despair. Millions of people cried after watching this picture inAmerica and Europe and even in India . It is said that the photographer sold these pictures for a nominal fee to the most famous newspaper in France .All copies of thatnewspaper were sold out on the day these pictures were published.So still got people think animals don't have a brain or feelings?
Monday, February 23, 2009
Oscar Highlight
Lets take a look 2009 Oscar Winners and see who took home statues this year and also the Red Carpet and see who made grand entrances at this year's awards!
You can find all this in Movie MSN http://movies.msn.com/oscars/
You can find all this in Movie MSN http://movies.msn.com/oscars/
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